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Katara couldn’t stop staring. It was as if a Fire Nation ship had hit an iceberg inhabited by rabid wolves that were on fire; it was horrible, but she could not look away. Even Zuko’s normal animosity disappeared after the waterbender pointed it out. The fire prince was the first to speak. He pointed to the pair before them, turned to Katara, and asked, “What?”
“I don’t know,” Katara groaned, “and I don’t want to know.”
Sokka put on a lime-green hat adorned with a feather in an unnatural shade of pink. His heavy coat was on, albeit open, despite the heat. He adjusted the hat and held up a cane. “So, then I say, ‘Where my bitches at?’”
The aged fire-bender nodded. He himself had a hat like Sokka’s on top of his head, only deep blue with a lime-green feather. “Exactly.”
“Do I even have any bitches?” the younger man asked.
Iroh patted him on the back. “The bitches will come, apprentice. The bitches will come…”
Zuko had just gone to bang his head against a nearby wall when Aang ran up to the waterbender, a bright pink hat decorated with eagle feathers on his head. “Hey, look, Katara!” the airbender said brightly. “I found something to cover the arrow in case—hey, why’s he banging his head against the wall?” he said, pointing to the fire prince. The waterbender said nothing and went to join the firebender. Aang blinked. “Is this why pimpin’ ain’t easy?”
tavalya_ra and scribe_protra for this.*
Katara couldn’t stop staring. It was as if a Fire Nation ship had hit an iceberg inhabited by rabid wolves that were on fire; it was horrible, but she could not look away. Even Zuko’s normal animosity disappeared after the waterbender pointed it out. The fire prince was the first to speak. He pointed to the pair before them, turned to Katara, and asked, “What?”
“I don’t know,” Katara groaned, “and I don’t want to know.”
Sokka put on a lime-green hat adorned with a feather in an unnatural shade of pink. His heavy coat was on, albeit open, despite the heat. He adjusted the hat and held up a cane. “So, then I say, ‘Where my bitches at?’”
The aged fire-bender nodded. He himself had a hat like Sokka’s on top of his head, only deep blue with a lime-green feather. “Exactly.”
“Do I even have any bitches?” the younger man asked.
Iroh patted him on the back. “The bitches will come, apprentice. The bitches will come…”
Zuko had just gone to bang his head against a nearby wall when Aang ran up to the waterbender, a bright pink hat decorated with eagle feathers on his head. “Hey, look, Katara!” the airbender said brightly. “I found something to cover the arrow in case—hey, why’s he banging his head against the wall?” he said, pointing to the fire prince. The waterbender said nothing and went to join the firebender. Aang blinked. “Is this why pimpin’ ain’t easy?”
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Date: 2006-09-25 05:08 am (UTC)They will come so much.
...[hides]
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Date: 2006-09-25 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-25 05:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-25 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-25 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-25 10:07 am (UTC)But yes, PIMP IROH WINS!!!!!!!111111111 XDXDXDXDXDXD but I really wanna see Pimp!Katara. XD
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Date: 2006-09-25 11:40 am (UTC)That popping sound was my brain. I bet Katara does a brisk business pimping out the Avatar. And if it weren't 7 AM, I could probably wrangle a Zutang joke from this. :D
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Date: 2006-09-25 08:38 pm (UTC)And Zutang joke? Why, where could you get one of those from this? *innocent*
Aang: Katara, why do you want me to wear these? *Holds up fishnet stockings* And why is Zuko staring at me?no subject
Date: 2006-09-25 09:25 pm (UTC)!!! Zuko and Katara pimping together!
Zuko: ::looks at Aang:: I think we ought to test out the merchandise. And by we, I mean me.
Aang: Uh...
Katara: HE'S MINE!
Aang: Uh...
Zuko: ::activates the fists of FIRE:: Come and get him, bitch!
Aang: Um... I'm twelve.
And Zutang joke? Why, where could you get one of those from this? *innocent*
Katara: The one and only Avatar! 100 coins an hour!
Zuko: Only 100? That's a steal!
Katara: Hey! You can't take him to the Fire Nation! You have to bring him back when you're done with him!
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Date: 2006-09-25 10:39 pm (UTC)Aang: Uh...
Katara: HE'S MINE!
Aang: Uh...
Zuko: ::activates the fists of FIRE:: Come and get him, bitch!
Aang: Um... I'm twelve.
Iroh: *shakes his head and sips tea* They do not understand the true spirit of pimping.
Sokka: *dressed a miniskit, fishnets, and heels* And why am I dressed like this again?
Iroh: For the bitches to come, you must first understand the bitches. This is to aid the process.
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Date: 2006-09-25 11:23 pm (UTC)That was beautiful on a deeply disturbed level.
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Date: 2006-09-25 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-26 12:19 am (UTC)Oh man...BEST IMAGERY EVER! I squee. I squee so hard for the most wrong reasons. ^-^