My mind is hating me tonight.

[chaoscheebs]

Dear mind: I don't know why you are perverting the works of Butch Hartman so bad tonight, but I did not need Tuxedo Maddie with Sailors Jack and Vlad. No matter how hard Jack works the odangos, or Vlad the stilleto heels. The Fenton Moon Beam Ghost-Catching Scepter was a nice touch, tho'. And no, don't even start with Sailor Chibi-Danny with Sailor Saturn!Sam and Helios!Tucker. And stop with the OT3s, dammit.

Dammit, now I wanna write Sam/Danny/Tucker:

"Danny: But mom, you, dad, and Vlad are all together!
Jack: He's got a point, honey. *invades Vlad's personal space!*
Maddie: Not helping, Jack!"

[EDIT] Totally wrote it.

And on a completely different note, Shadow + Chaotix = awesome. I should write more of that up for sonic_drive sometime.

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[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Dear Chibi's Brain,

I love you so very very much.

<3,
E.S. Protra

Also, dooo iiiiit. dooo iiit. Write the OT3! you know you waaant toooo.

[chaoscheebs.livejournal.com]

Encouragement! My lone weakness! Here you go, then!

*

Karma is a funny thing.

A couple months ago, it was Danny who walked in his parents during their tryst with Vlad Masters. Today, Danny was caught in the lab pulling up Sam’s skirt and with Tucker’s hand down his pants. Madde and the teens blinked at each other, and there was an almost peaceful silence in the room. That was, until Danny screamed. Then Maddie screamed. And then they both screamed together. Basically, a lot of screaming was done.

This, naturally, attracted the attention of the rest of the family. Jazz took one look and turned right around and left. Jack looked confused. Vlad chuckled and said, “Bravo, Daniel! You’re becoming more like me every day!” That, of course, was a split second before Maddie elbowed him.

“Don’t encourage him,” Maddie hissed.

Danny quietly untangled himself from his friends and started, “But mom, you, dad, and vlad are all together…”

Jack put an arm around both Maddie and Vlad. “The boy’s got a point, honey.”

Maddie held a hand over her eyes. “That’s not helping, Jack.” She sighed. “Danny, honey, we’re adults, and—“

The Fenton boy pointed to a mechanical rod with a black ribbon and green heart on the top. “Oh yeah? Then explain the Fenton Moon Beam Sparkle Ghost Catcher.”

No one said a word. The sound of pwning is a lot like silence, Danny thought, only much more satisfying.

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

[is trying to stilfe her laughter as her mom is sleeping in the next room. But lord does she love this. So very very much.]

I love

“Bravo, Daniel! You’re becoming more like me every day!”

and

The sound of pwning is a lot like silence, Danny thought, only much more satisfying.</i. the most.

[chaoscheebs.livejournal.com]

Those are my favorite lines too. XD Glad you enjoyed it!

[scribe-protra.livejournal.com]

Heee.

[tavalya-ra.livejournal.com]

Basically, a lot of screaming was done.

And at this point, I began laughing out loud.

Jazz took one look and turned right around and left.

Proving who has the brains of the family.

Vlad chuckled and said, “Bravo, Daniel! You’re becoming more like me every day!”

Oh, God, I love that man! Although I wouldn't sleep with Jack Fenton for him, sorry.

The sound of pwning is a lot like silence, Danny thought, only much more satisfying.

Great ending.

Hehehe. Love!

[chaoscheebs.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And the Vlad line just came to me. When I started, I wasn't sure how he'd react, then bam. That came to mind. XD

[yamikaosu.livejournal.com]

OMG. That would so be Vlad's reaction. Just to irk Danny.

And I, like everyone else, love the ending. XD

You are just consistently making my days, you know that?

[tavalya-ra.livejournal.com]

No matter how hard Jack works the odangos, or Vlad the stilleto heels.

::snerk::

In the Crack, it's Tuxedo Masters, Sailor Phantom, and Sailor Chibi-Plasmius.

Dammit, now I wanna write Sam/Danny/Tucker

Not like no one's ever thought this before. I don't think Sam would mind the man sandwich.

"Danny: But mom, you, dad, and Vlad are all together!
Jack: He's got a point, honey. *invades Vlad's personal space!*
Maddie: Not helping, Jack!"

Eeee. You should write this. Really. You should.

[chaoscheebs.livejournal.com]

In the Crack, it's Tuxedo Masters, Sailor Phantom, and Sailor Chibi-Plasmius.

And that's what got me thinking about the whole thing!

Eeee. You should write this. Really. You should.

Totally did. *points to reply to scribe_protra*

[tavalya-ra.livejournal.com]

And that's what got me thinking about the whole thing!

Hehehe. ::is proud::

Totally did. *points to reply to [info]scribe_protra*

I'm going to read that now!

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Chibi, seriously, lay off the pure stuff for a while there.

(Just wait until you meet Danielle. Even my brain, normally not one to default to perversion, took one look and went *bzzzt*. Or more accurately *perv*.)

[chaoscheebs.livejournal.com]

That's the thing; I haven't watched the show for a couple days. Maybe it's the fangirl equivalent of the DTs?

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean the pure episodes, I meant the pure drugs you must be taking.

L_l

[toysthatbreak.livejournal.com]

As fucking disturbing as the "hand in pants" drabble is, now I'm giggling at the thought of Vlad singing, "We're rockin' stilettos, ho!"

XD

[(Anonymous)]

Creepy, but funny.

What did you mean by Danny pulling up Sam's Skirt?