Evangelion, or "101 Reasons to Punch Gendo Ikari in the Face"

-Misato OWNS. I think she may be the only reason why I keep watching the damned thing. Her, Rei, and Tohji and Kensuke's inherent gay charm.
-Tohji and Kensuke are OMGSOMARRIED. Hikari is Tohji's mistress, and by mistress, I mean the leather-wearing whip-wielding kind.
-Rei forever has my love for bitchslapping the original emo kid, Shinji. Too bad she thus far seems to like Gendo.
-GENDO MUST DIE. PREFERABLY IN A FIRE.
-Asuka doesn't, if only because her presence makes Shinji temporarily grow a spine every now and then. She may be annoying, but she's a miracle worker.
-Kaji can bite me. Why does Misato like you so?
-Misato needs hugs. Many, many hugs.
-I want to like Ritsuko, but I just can't bring myself to give a damn.
-DAMMIT, EVANGELION. I was trying to eat here. Did you have to show that scene again?
-... am I bad for having a whole new appreciation for Tom Dyron and his beer-drinkin', "Hell yeah!" spouting Shinji?

Right, off to watch taped Winx Club. I've had enough mindfuckery and need a dose of shiny outfits and cool witches.