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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young COMPUTER LAB ASSISTANT named DARC. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the SOFT forest when he met PINK KHARG, a run-away TEACHER from the FUZZY Queen BOBBIE.

DARC could see that PINK KHARG was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SEXAY! SASHIMI. PINK KHARG was thankful for DARC's SASHIMI, so he told DARC a very PANTSLESS story about Queen BOBBIE's daughter JESSICA. How her mother, the FUZZY Queen BOBBIE, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic DUCK, because JESSICA was so SPIKY.

DARC SANG. He vowed to PINK KHARG the TEACHER that he would save the SPIKY JESSICA. He would HAPPY-DANCE the DUCK, and take JESSICA far away from her eveil mother, the FUZZY Queen BOBBIE, and SQUEES her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a CHEESY TORNADO and PINK KHARG the TEACHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCK from his story. FUZZY Queen BOBBIE TOOK out from behind a BOTTLE and struck DARC dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a POIT.