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chaoscheebs) wrote2006-12-20 10:26 pm
chaoscheebs) wrote2006-12-20 10:26 pm
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Big Pimpin' 5.5 -- "Pimps Can't Get Pregnant!"
This was one of the "you-know-whats" mentioned in the previous post, but since ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tavalya_ra won't be on the internet for a while in a couple of days, I bumped this up. Merry Christmas, tavalya_ra, scribe_protra, and anyone else who reads these.
Be warned, as this crosses over some withtavalya_ra's Zukang Bunny, there is mpreg. But mostly, it's gleeful crack.
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Sokka didn’t quite know what to expect after entering the room. Prince—no, Fire Lord Zuko, he corrected—was laid out on the floor, his sister cackling madly while propping herself up against the wall. Katara, on the other hand was crouched down and gently prodding Aang’s stomach. The question, “What is going on here?” screamed in Sokka’s head, but fear he’d get an answer kept him silent.
However, Toph, who had followed him in, was not as restrained. “What’s so funny?” she asked.
Azula made a sound not unlike a whinnying horse in her attempt to force words out. “Zuzu… The Avatar… Zuzu got… WAHAHAHAHAHA!” she got out before sliding to the floor in a gale of fresh giggles.
Sokka shook his head and turned to his sister in hopes of an answer. “Katara, just what happened in here? Why is she,”—(he gestured to Azula)—“laughing and he,”—(he gestured to Zuko)—“passed out?”
The waterbender opened her mouth to speak, but Aang beat her to the punch. “I’m pregnant!” he chimed.
Sokka blinked. “Riiiiight, Aang, and I’m a lemur,” he replied dryly.
“Maybe that’s why Momo likes you so much,” Toph interjected.
“Ha, ha,” Sokka replied huffily.
“It’s not a joke,” Katara said, finally rising. “It’s true, bizarre as it sounds.”
Her brother stuttered. “Buh-but that’s not even possible! How…?!?”
“I don’t know either,” the waterbender replied. “How does a pimp get pregnant from his bitch?”
“… notabitch…” Zuko mumbled from the ground.
“Yeah, how—wha?!” Sokka began. He waved his arms in front of himself and said, “Whoa, whoa, hold on, I think we have a bigger issue that this here! He’s a guy! Guys don’t have babies! Where would it even come out?!” The earthbender opened her mouth to speak, but Sokka put a hand over her mouth to silence her. “No, never mind, I don’t want to know.”
The earthbender pulled the young man’s hand off her mouth and glared up at him. “I was going to mention the old legend about the Omashu prince who was the Avatar a long time ago. He took up with a man and they still managed to have kids!”
Aang nodded. “I’m the Avatar; I can have babies!”
Katara sighed. “But it still doesn’t answer the question how a pimp got pregnant from his bitch.”
The airbender grinned wide. “I’m the Avatar. I can top from the bottom.”
Sokka looked as if he had just eaten something very bitter. “Way, way too much information, Aang.” The Avatar just smiled.
tavalya_ra won't be on the internet for a while in a couple of days, I bumped this up. Merry Christmas, tavalya_ra, scribe_protra, and anyone else who reads these.Be warned, as this crosses over some with
tavalya_ra's Zukang Bunny, there is mpreg. But mostly, it's gleeful crack.*
Sokka didn’t quite know what to expect after entering the room. Prince—no, Fire Lord Zuko, he corrected—was laid out on the floor, his sister cackling madly while propping herself up against the wall. Katara, on the other hand was crouched down and gently prodding Aang’s stomach. The question, “What is going on here?” screamed in Sokka’s head, but fear he’d get an answer kept him silent.
However, Toph, who had followed him in, was not as restrained. “What’s so funny?” she asked.
Azula made a sound not unlike a whinnying horse in her attempt to force words out. “Zuzu… The Avatar… Zuzu got… WAHAHAHAHAHA!” she got out before sliding to the floor in a gale of fresh giggles.
Sokka shook his head and turned to his sister in hopes of an answer. “Katara, just what happened in here? Why is she,”—(he gestured to Azula)—“laughing and he,”—(he gestured to Zuko)—“passed out?”
The waterbender opened her mouth to speak, but Aang beat her to the punch. “I’m pregnant!” he chimed.
Sokka blinked. “Riiiiight, Aang, and I’m a lemur,” he replied dryly.
“Maybe that’s why Momo likes you so much,” Toph interjected.
“Ha, ha,” Sokka replied huffily.
“It’s not a joke,” Katara said, finally rising. “It’s true, bizarre as it sounds.”
Her brother stuttered. “Buh-but that’s not even possible! How…?!?”
“I don’t know either,” the waterbender replied. “How does a pimp get pregnant from his bitch?”
“… notabitch…” Zuko mumbled from the ground.
“Yeah, how—wha?!” Sokka began. He waved his arms in front of himself and said, “Whoa, whoa, hold on, I think we have a bigger issue that this here! He’s a guy! Guys don’t have babies! Where would it even come out?!” The earthbender opened her mouth to speak, but Sokka put a hand over her mouth to silence her. “No, never mind, I don’t want to know.”
The earthbender pulled the young man’s hand off her mouth and glared up at him. “I was going to mention the old legend about the Omashu prince who was the Avatar a long time ago. He took up with a man and they still managed to have kids!”
Aang nodded. “I’m the Avatar; I can have babies!”
Katara sighed. “But it still doesn’t answer the question how a pimp got pregnant from his bitch.”
The airbender grinned wide. “I’m the Avatar. I can top from the bottom.”
Sokka looked as if he had just eaten something very bitter. “Way, way too much information, Aang.” The Avatar just smiled.