"I love weenies! I can't get enough of their tender juiciness!"

I'm currently playing through case 3 of Phoenix Wright: Trials And Tribulations, and I have come to one conclusion: Detective Gumshoe is definitely bisexual. On one hand, he's all "ZOMG U GOTTA SAVE MAGGEY I THINK SHE'S CUTE I ER I MEAN HELP PLZ?!" and has fancied her in the previous game. On the other, he's displayed a huge obvious crush on Edgeworth since the first game. Also, the weenie quote in the subject line. Conclusion: Gumshoe swings both ways to some degree. *nodnodnod*

Now, back to the case!