Random thought.

If I made a Danny Phantom Mary Sue parody, the Sue would be the Ghost of Porn, and her name would be Tweed O'Shannon. She would try to make random people sex each other up, but fail miserably and escape capture only through the grace of having a great rack. "TUCKER! THERMOS! 'Boooooooobiiiiiiiessss...' ... Sam! Thermos! 'Booooooobiiiiiiiiessssss...' *FACEPALM!*"

... yes. You know who you are, person who inspired this line of thought.

Clearly, I need sleep.