The siren call of the crack!meme...

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and
answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut)
until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Here are
mine:

1. Rudy Roughnight
2. Sonic the Hedgehog
3. Shadow the Hedgehog
4. Calico Briggs
5. Son Goku (Saiyuki, not Dragon Ball)
6. Sha Gojyo
7. Sae Sawanoguchi
8. Maya Schoedinger
9. Lucca
10. Riruka Eleniak
11. Virgil Hawkins
12. The Question

( Cracktasticness awaits! )

"'What are you wearing?' Um, have a nice day! *HANG-UP!*"

I got my first obscene phone call at work today. I was told this guy calls around on a semi-regular basis, always pretending to be a woman and always with a variant of the same story.

Looking back, when asked, "what are you wearing/what do you look like?" I should have said, "I'm an 81-year-old syphilitc crone in a burlap sack and have giant warts on my ass. Do I make you horny? Do I?"