How did I ever miss this as a kid?

Dear Elmer Fudd,

Just admit you're hot for Bugs Bunny. It's OK to be a furry; we won't love you any less for it. Don't tell me the costumes sincerely fooled you, either. While Bugs did look fabulous in drag, you could still tell he was a rabbit.

Also, wanting to kill Bugs? Kinky.

Love,
Chibi

P.S. My childhood hurts now.