"Up, down, left, right, collared greens!"

*points to title* That, in a sentence, was my day, with a healthy dose of "Hi, so-and-so--CRAP PHONE. *SPRINTS*". And on top of it, my sweetie's not having a good day, my nephews' mom broke her leg in four places Thursday, and I've put my foot in my mouth again with mom explaining _why_ I don't want my nephew in my private space right now. And, on top of it, the boy's still in my private space regardless. X.x

In short, I need a nap.

Also? It's derivitive of previous work, but thong ninja-ing is never unfunny.