My body can't make up its damned mind.

I have a cold. Already killed two boxes of tissues. My nose can't seem to decide if it's runny or stuffy. In any case, it's a pain.

Also, I thought, "Yay! Bizarro Period is over!" Nothing for, oh, I'd say 12 hours. Then boom. Red. Dammit.

Please, body, pick one and run with it, plskthx.