I am ninja!

No, really. I have inherent ninja-like steath. I can walk past someone or have them walk past me and then they ask where I am. Or maybe I'm just around a lot of oblivious people, one or the other. I like to think it's ninjatude myself.

... does this mean I have to flip out and kill people now? */realultimatepower ref*

...........

I was asked this in the lab earlier, and no, I am _not_ joking. Oh, how I wish I was. The question was:

"Is 'Works Cited' one word or two?"

And he's a college student. *headdesk*