Tasty crack drabbles!
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chaoscheebsYes, I work fast. The Negima one'll wait a little longer, but I'll get there. [EDIT] All current challenges met. [SON OF EDIT] Harley/Ivy challenge added.
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swordianmaster -- Rouge/Chris -- 100 words --
There he was, in the papers again, along with his painfully obvious boycrush, Sonic. The little kid—Not so little, Rouge reminded herself, About as old as Amy—had done something she had yet to do successfully: snatch the Chaos Emeralds from Dr. Eggman right in front of him. The kid had guts, she had to admit, and wealth to boot.
She paused. She was looking for someone with resources to back her, and Chris was growing up cute, even if he did look like that kid from Kingdom Hearts.
She smiled wickedly; training him would be so much fun.
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Forsmallwickedlady -- Rouge/Topaz -- 123 words --
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Her best friend. Topaz knew that. To win her heart, she had to go all out.
The woman fiddled with the box. She didn’t quite know how it happened, how she fell, for a thieving bat, no less. The teasing, the little flirtations Rouge threw her way… Did she feel anything for her too? The bat had to at least care for her life, Topaz thought, blushing at remembering how tightly Rouge held her as they flew out of Eggman’s base.
“Topaz! Move out!” her superior said, intruding in on her thoughts
She sighed and tucked the box into her pocket. Today, I give her this, she thought, Today, she knows.
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Form2pt5 -- Rouge/Rouge -- 100 words --
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall,” Rouge recited to her reflection, “who’s the fairest of them all?”
Her ally on the couch snorted. “Amy,” he muttered, only to get a throw pillow lobbed at him.
“You’re only saying that because she flashes her panties every ten seconds,” Rouge grumbled.
“That’s not the only reason!” Shadow protested, turning around. “And you’re one to talk,” he added, pointing to her cleavage.
Rouge sniffed the air haughtily. “I love my body; is that a crime?”
“No, but leaving that out in the bathroom afterwards should be,” the hedgehog grumbled, blushing slightly.
“Oh, shut up.”
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Fornkfloofiepoof -- Cecil/James -- 123 words --
Cecil woke up. This wasn’t extraordinary, but the circumstances… He had lived to see another day. He and his friends had defeated the Metal Demons of legend and got away in one piece. They even got to party in Court Seim, whereupon the prince learned neither he nor James could hold their liquor.
This didn’t make the shock of the next thing any less. He was in bed, thankfully, but he wasn’t alone. Or clothed. And the sheets were sticky. “J-Jamie…?” he weakly said.
The man next to him murmured. “What?”
Last night’s drinking got to Cecil just then. “I have to puke.”
James was quite awake now. “OH SWEET GUARDIANS NOT IN MY—“ BLEARGH! “… bed. Oh, guard’-dammit.”
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Fortaxilnecrobane -- Konoka/Setsuna -- 100 words --
Setsuna wanted to crawl into a hole in the wall. She loved her Konoka oujo-sama dearly, but this simply was too much.
“Hold still a little longer, Se-chan!”
She was a master of the Shinmei school; she didn’t have to put up with such frivolous things! But… Konoka was enjoying herself so much…
“There, all done! Take a look!” Konoka said, holding a mirror out to her.
Setsuna looked and groaned and the cat ears and apron. What did she do to deserve this?
Konoka hugged her tightly. “I always wanted my very own Samurai Pizza Cat-girl!”
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Forpacoman -- Harley/Ivy -- 123 words --
“It’s cold ‘n’ lonely at th’ end of your life, ‘n’ no-bo-dy sleeps ‘til they turn out th’ lights…” Harley sang along off-key to the stolen CD in the stolen player, much to Ivy’s annoyance. Still, she was a surprisingly competent partner and had an ass made for spandex, Ivy thought. If only she’d shut up about a threeway with the Joker…
“Will you be quiet? I’m trying to plan our next move!” the botanist shouted over Harley’s singing.
“While lookin’ at Playboy, Red?” Harley asked, pointing at the magazine Ivy held.
Ivy quickly folded up the centerfold and changed the page. “Er, they have an article on gardening this issue.”
Harley rolled her eyes. “Surrrre, they do, Red; suuuuuuure.”
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Keep 'em comin', folks. XD
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swordianmaster -- Rouge/Chris -- 100 words --There he was, in the papers again, along with his painfully obvious boycrush, Sonic. The little kid—Not so little, Rouge reminded herself, About as old as Amy—had done something she had yet to do successfully: snatch the Chaos Emeralds from Dr. Eggman right in front of him. The kid had guts, she had to admit, and wealth to boot.
She paused. She was looking for someone with resources to back her, and Chris was growing up cute, even if he did look like that kid from Kingdom Hearts.
She smiled wickedly; training him would be so much fun.
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smallwickedlady -- Rouge/Topaz -- 123 words --Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Her best friend. Topaz knew that. To win her heart, she had to go all out.
The woman fiddled with the box. She didn’t quite know how it happened, how she fell, for a thieving bat, no less. The teasing, the little flirtations Rouge threw her way… Did she feel anything for her too? The bat had to at least care for her life, Topaz thought, blushing at remembering how tightly Rouge held her as they flew out of Eggman’s base.
“Topaz! Move out!” her superior said, intruding in on her thoughts
She sighed and tucked the box into her pocket. Today, I give her this, she thought, Today, she knows.
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m2pt5 -- Rouge/Rouge -- 100 words --“Mirror, mirror, on the wall,” Rouge recited to her reflection, “who’s the fairest of them all?”
Her ally on the couch snorted. “Amy,” he muttered, only to get a throw pillow lobbed at him.
“You’re only saying that because she flashes her panties every ten seconds,” Rouge grumbled.
“That’s not the only reason!” Shadow protested, turning around. “And you’re one to talk,” he added, pointing to her cleavage.
Rouge sniffed the air haughtily. “I love my body; is that a crime?”
“No, but leaving that out in the bathroom afterwards should be,” the hedgehog grumbled, blushing slightly.
“Oh, shut up.”
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nkfloofiepoof -- Cecil/James -- 123 words --Cecil woke up. This wasn’t extraordinary, but the circumstances… He had lived to see another day. He and his friends had defeated the Metal Demons of legend and got away in one piece. They even got to party in Court Seim, whereupon the prince learned neither he nor James could hold their liquor.
This didn’t make the shock of the next thing any less. He was in bed, thankfully, but he wasn’t alone. Or clothed. And the sheets were sticky. “J-Jamie…?” he weakly said.
The man next to him murmured. “What?”
Last night’s drinking got to Cecil just then. “I have to puke.”
James was quite awake now. “OH SWEET GUARDIANS NOT IN MY—“ BLEARGH! “… bed. Oh, guard’-dammit.”
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taxilnecrobane -- Konoka/Setsuna -- 100 words --Setsuna wanted to crawl into a hole in the wall. She loved her Konoka oujo-sama dearly, but this simply was too much.
“Hold still a little longer, Se-chan!”
She was a master of the Shinmei school; she didn’t have to put up with such frivolous things! But… Konoka was enjoying herself so much…
“There, all done! Take a look!” Konoka said, holding a mirror out to her.
Setsuna looked and groaned and the cat ears and apron. What did she do to deserve this?
Konoka hugged her tightly. “I always wanted my very own Samurai Pizza Cat-girl!”
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pacoman -- Harley/Ivy -- 123 words --“It’s cold ‘n’ lonely at th’ end of your life, ‘n’ no-bo-dy sleeps ‘til they turn out th’ lights…” Harley sang along off-key to the stolen CD in the stolen player, much to Ivy’s annoyance. Still, she was a surprisingly competent partner and had an ass made for spandex, Ivy thought. If only she’d shut up about a threeway with the Joker…
“Will you be quiet? I’m trying to plan our next move!” the botanist shouted over Harley’s singing.
“While lookin’ at Playboy, Red?” Harley asked, pointing at the magazine Ivy held.
Ivy quickly folded up the centerfold and changed the page. “Er, they have an article on gardening this issue.”
Harley rolled her eyes. “Surrrre, they do, Red; suuuuuuure.”
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Keep 'em comin', folks. XD
