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Finally beat Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. The key to beating the last boss is to WAIL on him. Press that attack button like mad. Break his cards. Forget about sleights. Just pure wailing.

The ending, tho'. Now I know why it won't matter in reguards to the PS2 game. WTF, mate?

"Simple and Clean" plays during the end credits. OK quality for a GBA.

And now, How far I've gotten in Reverse/Rebirth, summed up:

Voice: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
Riku: Um, no.
Voice: Then take the blue pill and awaken from the Matrix--er, take the card and wake up.
Riku: Where's everyone?
Voice: You cast them aside because you're a bitch and dig the darness. Look, here's Maleficent.
Maleficent: Rar.
Riku: OH NOES, I HAVE TO FIGHT THE DARKNESS IN MEEEEEEEEE.
Maleficent: Rar. *DIES*
Riku: Who are you, voice?
Ansem: *appears* Miss me? Be my bitch again and love the darness!
Riku: In your dreams! *WA-TAK!*
Ansem: Ow. Anyway, here. You have a badass Dark mode now. Now join me--*WA-TAK'ed by glowing ball*
Mickey: *appears from glowing ball* Hi! I'm not really here, but I'm the only way you can be healed in battle, so overlook the BS explaination!
Riku: Thank you, Your Highness!
*Riku fights the some of the same damned bosses Sora did. Organization guys be mysterious*
Vexen: Hi! I'm going to be cryptic and fight you!
Riku: What you say?! *ASSKICK!*
Vexen: Ow Looks like you'll be useful after all. Bye! *POOF!*
Riku: ... WTF?
*Riku fights more of the same bosses as Sora. Organization guys continue to be mysterious*
Riku copy (Rikopy): Hello, my name is Riku. You're a weak pansy; prepare to die.
Riku: Now I know how Sonic the Hedgehog feels. *BEATDOWN!*
Rikopy: No fair! I'm just seven hours old/ Truly beautiful to behold--
Riku: Shut up! *attempts to kill Rikopy, is blasted back* Owie...
Rikopy: Behold, the power of darkness! Bye-bye! *runs like a scared puppy*
Riku: Come back! *chases. Riku fights even more of the same bosses Sora did*
*During that...*
Vexen: You get to replace Riku!
Rikopy: That dork? Bite me! *Rikopy has Riku's memories forced on him. Namine angsts*
*Riku fights another recycled boss*
Zexion: Oops, Axel killed Zexen. And Sora's pretty much Namine's brain puppet.
Lexaeus: Do we kill Sora now to screw over Marluxia?
Zexion: Nah, we just recruit the angsty Captain Swishy Bishy.
Lexaeus: 'K. I'll do that. *exit, stage left!*
Riku: Huh? Who the hell are you?
Lexaeus: Luke! Join us, and we will rule the universe as beefcake and bishounen!
Riku: Um, no. *WHAPPU!*

... yeah. To be continued... And next post: Negima!